Profits & Prophecies Business Tarot

$37.82

Profits & Prophecies: The Business Oracle Deck
A surreal deck for wildly creative entrepreneurs, brand witches, and spreadsheet sorcerers.

Profits & Prophecies isn’t just a tarot-inspired deck — it’s a cosmic business partner wrapped in symbolism, sarcasm, and sacred insight. Each of the 23 cards channels the chaos and clarity of running a brand with soul. From “The Admin Demon” to “The Ideal Client,” these archetypes offer intuitive nudges, strategic truth bombs, and gut-checks disguised as guidance.

Use this deck to:
✨ Break creative blocks with weird wisdom
📈 Make decisions with your intuition and your Google Drive
🔮 Spark conversations, rituals, or content ideas
🚫 Avoid another client from hell

Designed in a bold, grunge-soaked tarot style with modern mystic energy, this deck is perfect for solo founders, creatives, and anyone navigating capitalism with a little chaos and a lot of clarity.

Profits & Prophecies: The Business Oracle Deck
A surreal deck for wildly creative entrepreneurs, brand witches, and spreadsheet sorcerers.

Profits & Prophecies isn’t just a tarot-inspired deck — it’s a cosmic business partner wrapped in symbolism, sarcasm, and sacred insight. Each of the 23 cards channels the chaos and clarity of running a brand with soul. From “The Admin Demon” to “The Ideal Client,” these archetypes offer intuitive nudges, strategic truth bombs, and gut-checks disguised as guidance.

Use this deck to:
✨ Break creative blocks with weird wisdom
📈 Make decisions with your intuition and your Google Drive
🔮 Spark conversations, rituals, or content ideas
🚫 Avoid another client from hell

Designed in a bold, grunge-soaked tarot style with modern mystic energy, this deck is perfect for solo founders, creatives, and anyone navigating capitalism with a little chaos and a lot of clarity.

What’s Inside:

  • 23 custom-designed oracle cards

  • Bold, tarot-style illustrations with gritty texture and symbolism

  • Each card represents a business archetype — from “The Deadline” to “The Bookkeeper”

  • Designed to help spark content ideas, strategic focus, mindset shifts, and laughter

  • Optional digital guidebook or PDF prompt sheet (included with purchase or available separately)

Product Specs:

  • Card Size: Standard tarot size (2.75" × 4.75" / 70mm × 120mm)

  • Finish: Smooth matte with soft-touch lamination

  • Stock: 350gsm premium art card for durability and that ✨tactile drama✨

  • Packaging: Rigid tuck box or magnetic keepsake box (choose your option)

  • Design Style: Grungy mystic meets vintage printshop

  • Ships From: Spokane, WA

  • Processing Time: Ships in 5–7 business days

How to Use It:

  • Pull a card before creative work or decision-making

  • Use as writing prompts, content inspiration, or ritual starters

  • Display your favorite card on your desk for brand alignment energy

  • Shuffle when Mercury’s in retrograde and your inbox feels cursed

Who It’s For:

  • Designers, creatives, and coaches

  • Business owners tired of boring strategy decks

  • Multi-passionate weirdos who live in Google Docs and group chats

  • People who want to mix meaning with memes, and insight with design