Cup of Business Horrors – Tarot Mug Edition

$18.00
Sip from the sacred vessel of small biz chaos. This “Cup of Business Horrors” features three hauntingly accurate tarot cards from the Profits & Prophecies deck, designed to summon strength (and maybe caffeine) in the face of entrepreneurial doom:

XI – The Burnout: You told yourself “just a few emails,” but now it’s 2am, your coffee is crying, and your brain is soup.

XVI – The Deadline: You felt inspired! Until the calendar burst into flames. May this mug be a reminder that panic is a valid time management tool.

XIII – The Tax Man: He sees you. He knows. And he’s here to collect. Spoiler: it’s always more than you thought.

Perfect for accountants, designers, freelancers, and any soul foolish enough to chase their dreams.

• Ceramic
• 11 oz mug dimensions: height 3.85" (9.8 cm), diameter 3.35" (8.5 cm)
• 15 oz mug dimensions: height 4.7" (12 cm), diameter 3.35" (8.5 cm)
• Lead and BPA-free material
• Glossy finish
• Dishwasher and microwave safe

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
Sip from the sacred vessel of small biz chaos. This “Cup of Business Horrors” features three hauntingly accurate tarot cards from the Profits & Prophecies deck, designed to summon strength (and maybe caffeine) in the face of entrepreneurial doom:

XI – The Burnout: You told yourself “just a few emails,” but now it’s 2am, your coffee is crying, and your brain is soup.

XVI – The Deadline: You felt inspired! Until the calendar burst into flames. May this mug be a reminder that panic is a valid time management tool.

XIII – The Tax Man: He sees you. He knows. And he’s here to collect. Spoiler: it’s always more than you thought.

Perfect for accountants, designers, freelancers, and any soul foolish enough to chase their dreams.

• Ceramic
• 11 oz mug dimensions: height 3.85" (9.8 cm), diameter 3.35" (8.5 cm)
• 15 oz mug dimensions: height 4.7" (12 cm), diameter 3.35" (8.5 cm)
• Lead and BPA-free material
• Glossy finish
• Dishwasher and microwave safe

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!